(via calmyotitz)
Life is a Bitch and if you dont like it then Choke on it. I like my margaritas dirty with lots of salt!!!!
ITS SAD THAT PEOPLE EVERYDAY USE THE SHIT OUT OF ME THINKING THEY DOING ME A FAVOR TRICK PLEASE *YOU ARE A NONMOTHERFUCKING FACTOR IN MY LIFE*
(via calmyotitz)
(via shriekinprophet)
Lmao I do that, but nowadays bitches got these high tech ass bras! Some unsnap in the front some dont unsnap! After 4 seconds of trying I give up and just pull the titties out!
BEST SONG EVER